Time travelling

From /b/

Question: If you had a time machine that could stop time, what would you do?

Best answer:
I would become a porn star, and a nano-second after I came on my actresses’ face, I would freeze time, and take a break… Ages would pass like this, me unfreezing time, coming again on her face, freezing time again, taking a break… After centuries, I would unfreeze time for the last time in this series, and lo and behold, the world’s longest and most unexplainable money-shot, with the girl completely buried and looking like more of a jabba-the-hut-type creature than a girl, after my multi-hours-long cumshot. BONUS: my hair and beard kept growing the whole time, so as I am spewing out this monumental cum-load, my hair is literally blowing out of my head, and turning grey and white at the same time. People would talk about the cumshot that changed the world for milleniums to come.